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Alcohol-Free, Bullsh*t-Free Tee – Rockin’ Your Sober Life
Alcohol-Free, Bullsh*t-Free Tee – Rockin’ Your Sober Life
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Zero alcohol. Zero drama. The Alcohol-Free, Bullsh*t-Free Tee keeps it brutally honest — because living your best sober life also means cutting out everything that doesn’t serve you.
Bold, empowering, and perfectly irreverent, this shirt is for the ones who walk their talk (and do it with style).
Why You’ll Love It:
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Super-soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
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Unisex fit that feels relaxed but confident
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High-quality print that stays sharp, wash after wash
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Perfect for sober events, festivals, or calling out fake vibes with flair
Because you didn’t go alcohol-free just to deal with more nonsense — and this tee makes that crystal clear. ✌️
✨ Product Features:
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Side-seam-free construction for a smooth, flattering fit
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Ribbed collar retains shape wash after wash
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Shoulder tape for added durability
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Ethically made with soft, breathable cotton blends
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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